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'Humph' grunted Mr. Romford, seeing his worst fears about to be realized. He had dreamt that he had timbled over a poodle in the drawing-room, and squirted a bottle of porter right into a lady's face. 'Who's goin' besides ourselves' asked Romford, wishing to know the worst at once. 'Better be killed than frightened to death,' thought he. |
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- Robert Smith
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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults. |
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- Charles Kingsley
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. |
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- Robert Frost
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. |
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- Ogden Nash
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A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years thee will I clean up after thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.' |
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- Alan Marshall Beck
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. |
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- P. J. O'Rourke
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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. |
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- Mistinguett
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A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity. |
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- V. P. Skipper
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.' |
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- Jake Johanson
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A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day, a more tranquil night, and a bright, infinite future. |
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- Leonard Bernstein
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