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If Today If you planted hope today In any hopeless heart If someone's burden was lighter Because you did your part, If you caused a laugh That chased some tears away If tonight your name is named When someone kneels to pray Then your day has been well spent. |
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- Unknown
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. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and bought you a beer 'cause it's too corny to cry well sentiment given and sentiment lost you shook it off with a smirk and a toss and you were only joking. |
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- Amy Ray
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. |
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- Jack Handey
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A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years thee will I clean up after thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.' |
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- Alan Marshall Beck
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A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it cry But were we burdened with like weight of pain, As much or more we should ourselves complain. |
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- William Shakespeare
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Ae fond kiss, and then we severA farewell, and then foreverDeep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee.Who shall say that Fortune grieves him,While the star of hope she leaves himMe, nae cheerful twinkle lights me,Dark despair around benights me. |
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- Robert Burns
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' |
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- Ronnie Shakes
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All things are cause for either laughter or weeping. |
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- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy sweat will get you change. |
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- Jesse Jackson
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Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. |
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- Unknown
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