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:: Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke ::

	A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
	A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
	Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
	Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
	Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
	Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.
	Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
	Never fight an inanimate object.
	Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
	Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

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