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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
A man is accepted into church for what he believes--and turned out for what he knows.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
A man with a new idea is a crank -- until the idea succeeds.

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