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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Statistician A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Walking isn't a lost art -- one must, by some means, get to the garage.
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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