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	A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
	A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
	Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
	An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
	Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
	Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
	If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
	If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
	If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
	If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

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